Custom and Bulk Orders

💡 We do Custom

Ever felt the itch to color outside the lines? Or just tired of that same old shade of apocalypse gray? Hit us up! Most of our items can be jazzed up in different colors or styles. Who said anarchy couldn't have options?

We offer almost any color you might want (Ick, you want something other than black 🤮 - jk). Some things just look better in color.

We also offer many different shirt styles and brands. Here is what we offer:

T-shirts

Heavy Cotton- Gildan 5000
Lightweight Cotton- Bella + Canvas 3001
Ladies Cut- Gildan 5000L
Long Sleeve T-shirt- Gildan 2400
Kids Soft Tee- Gildan 64000B
Oversized Tee (Urban Long Body)- Bella + Canvas 3006

Sweatshirts

Pullover Hoodie- Gildan 18500
Zipper Hoodie- Gildan 18600
Long Sleeve Sweatshirt- Gildan 18000

Tank Tops
Unisex Tank- Bella + Canvas 3480

🎨 Your Brainchild, Our Craft

Got a sparkly shirt idea that's been nagging at the back of your mind? Perhaps a design inspired by your last lucid dream? Lay it on us. But here's a heads up: once we bring your brainchild to life, it becomes a permanent resident of Crypto Zoo. Consider it our version of "finders keepers." We also reserve the right to deny any design idea for any reason. We refuse to do anything hate, prejudiced fueled, or anti-cryptozoological.

🎨 Your One-Stop Quirky Design Shop!

Need a custom design that's 100% yours for life? Whether you're looking for a T-shirt for your band, some edgy artwork for your tattoo studio, or... wait for it... a tablecloth for your annual family picnic (because why not?), we've got you covered. And yes, we can even whip up a banner for your church praise group's goth Sunday. (We promise not to tell the pastor.)

💰 The Dealio 💰

Upfront Design Cost: A cool $100.
What You Get: A custom design, and if it's a product we craft, a sweet bulk discount to bring your vision to life. The design is yours. We won't sell it.
Tweaks: Not feeling it? You get 2 free tweaks to make sure it's just right.
Money-Back Guarantee: If our artist throws up their hands and says, "No can do," you get your $100 back. You wouldn't ask Banksy to craft the Mona Lisa, would you? No hard feelings.
Change of Heart?: If our artist feels they provided what was asked for after those 2 tweaks, the design still isn't tickling your highly critical gothic funny bone, we'll keep the design (and if we like it, we will sell it) and give you back $50. After all, our artists need pizza money for their time. Fair's fair.

💼 Bulk Orders, Because More is More

Planning a spooky-themed wedding or a Sasquatch-spotting event? If you've got a soft spot for the Bride of Frankenstein and need 100 shirts or 50 Bigfoot shirts for your next hunt, we've got you covered. Order en masse and we might just throw in a cheeky bulk discount. You know, because we're generous like that... and not because we're trying to summon an army of cryptid-loving followers. No siree.