OUR MAIN COLLECTION

BELLA + CANVAS PREMIUM T-SHIRT (Most of our shirts)

Bella + Canvas 3001

The Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is an out-of-this-world product carefully crafted using 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, with fiber content varying for different colors. Borrowing technology that seems as advanced as those rumored in Area 51, this light fabric shirt (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²) has a retail fit and runs true to size. It features a tear-away label, ensuring comfort and easy customization, almost as if designed using extraterrestrial technology. In line with our commitments to sustainable and ethical practices, the tee is produced with a 100% no sweatshop policy and is eco-friendly, making it a responsible choice for environmentally conscious customers.

GILDAN 5000 T-SHIRT (A few of our shirts)

Gildan 5000

The Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is a classic fit, medium fabric shirt (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that runs true to size. Made from 100% cotton (with fiber content varying for different colors), this tee features a tear-away label, classic midweight fabric, and double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. The fiber content varies by color, as specified in the color list. The shirt also has taped neck and shoulders, a 7/8" rib collar, and a classic fit tubular body. 

Proudly made using 100% U.S. Cotton that is sustainably grown and ethically harvested, this tee ensures eco-friendly production. Additionally, 100% of the fabric-cutting scraps are recycled into fiber and used in new products, and 33% of the energy used to manufacture our products comes from renewable resources. Keeping in stride with our commitment to the environment, we have subtly dubbed this the "Sasquatch Standard", symbolizing both the strength and mystery of nature.

LONG SLEEVE TEE

Gildan 2400

The ultra-cotton long-sleeve tee stands out as a more formal alternative to the standard-issue t-shirt, positioning itself as an undeniable choice for those who prioritize comfort. Notably, the sleeves provide an aesthetic frame to the overall look, much like the famously described wings of the Mothman. Designed without side seams and with taped shoulders, this shirt promises enhanced durability. This design ensures a snug fit around the shoulders and neck. Moreover, it's worth mentioning that the cotton used in these shirts is environmentally friendly. Each shirt is 100% cotton, though the fiber content may vary based on colors. With a medium fabric weight of 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²), they come in a classic fit and feature a sewn-in label. However, potential buyers should note that the sizing runs slightly smaller than usual, offering a snug comfort that even a creature of the night would appreciate.

LADIES T-SHIRT

Gildan 5000L

The Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee is made from 100% cotton, with a medium fabric weight of 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²). Fiber content may vary for different colors. This semi-fitted tee features cap sleeves, a subtle hint of darkness reminiscent of Wednesday Addams' iconic style. It comes with a grey pearlized tear-away label for comfort, and a double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability, echoing the timeless resilience of figures like Lily Munster. The shirt is transitioning to a new grey razor label in 2022. The classic midweight fabric has a 1/2" rib collar and a semi-fitted, side-seamed body, exuding the elegance and allure of a vintage Vampira look. Proudly using 100% U.S. Cotton that is sustainably grown and ethically harvested, this tee is environmentally conscious. Additionally, 100% of fabric-cutting scraps are recycled into fiber and used in new products, and 33% of the energy used to manufacture the products comes from renewable resources. 

PULLOVER HOODIE

Gildan 18500

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt, fondly called the “Grim Reaper's Comfort" among our team, epitomizes relaxation. Crafted from a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it offers a plush, soft, and warm feel, making it an ideal choice for any cold day or a cloak of comfort even the Bringer of Death might envy. The sweatshirt features a spacious kangaroo pocket in the front for added practicality (incidentally, What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A "pouch potato!" Ahem…), while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points (and can be used in a pinch for many applications in a survival situation). With 50% cotton and 50% polyester composition (fiber content may vary for different colors), medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)), a classic fit, tear-away label, and true-to-size fit, this hooded sweatshirt combines comfort and style effortlessly.

OTHER ITEMS WE SOMETIMES OFFER

ZIP UP HOODIE

Gildan 18600

Slip into the luxurious comfort of our Heavy Blend zip-up hoodie, meticulously crafted with air combed MVS yarn to keep pesky pilling at bay. Boasting a chic color range, this hoodie's as eco-conscious as that friend who brings their own metal straw everywhere—proudly associated with the US Cotton Trust Protocol and running on a cool 39% renewable energy. It's decked out with a sleek metal zipper, pouch pockets (ideal for stashing unexpected treasures), and matches seamlessly with our sweatpants. Available for both adults and youth because why should kids have all the fun? Join the fashion-forward and eco-friendly movement, one cheeky hoodie at a time.

LONG SLEEVE SWEATSHIRT

Gildan 18000

Unleash your inner eco-fashionista with this Heavy Blend long sleeve sweatshirt, crafted to perfection with air combed MVS yarn ensuring it doesn't pill like your grandma's vintage sofa. With its affiliation to the US Cotton Trust Protocol, wearing this piece is like waving your eco-conscious flag without the effort of composting. Designed with a midweight fleece fabric, the 1x1 rib with spandex ensures it hugs you in all the right places. Not to mention, it coordinates effortlessly with our matching sweatpants. And, available in both adult and youth sizes, it's a stylish step towards a more sustainable world, one snazzy sweatshirt at a time.

LARGE "PRINT-ALL-OVER" T-SHIRT VERSIONS

This versatile and stylish tee subtly nicknamed the "Bigfoot Edition" for its striking large printed design, is designed to be the perfect companion for all your casual outings. Its unique texture and thick, microfiber-knit fabric provide a premium, soft feel while remaining lightweight and highly breathable, making it an ideal choice for hot days or layering. Composed of 100% polyester, the light fabric weighs 4.0 oz/yd² (113 g/m²) and boasts a regular fit, ensuring comfort and style. The tagless design and true-to-size fit further enhance the tee's wearability. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this t-shirt seamlessly combines quality and style. Just like the elusive Bigfoot, this t-shirt is sure to leave an impression.