Bigfoot's Backcountry Blend | Light Roast Coffee | Whole Bean or Ground | From Crypto Zoo Coffee
Bigfoot's Backcountry Blend | Light Roast Coffee | Whole Bean or Ground | From Crypto Zoo Coffee
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🌲 Beware of the Beastly Brew! 🐾
Ever wondered what keeps Bigfoot up at night? It's not existential dread, it's our Bigfoot's Backcountry Blend! Brace yourself for a coffee so robust, even a cryptid can’t resist its call. With each sip, feel the mythical force of vibrant dried fruit and elusive citrus, chased by whispers of milk chocolate and almonds. It's not just coffee; it's a full-blown forest folklore fiesta in your mug!
🔦 Sip, Search, and Roar! 🌟
This light roast is crafted for the bold and the brave, with enough caffeine to power your all-night treks in search of the elusive Squatch. Forget night vision goggles; all you need is a cup of this epic brew. Roasted deep in the heart of Bigfoot country (a.k.a. our top-secret USA facility), each batch is like a map to hidden treasure. Choose whole bean or ground, and start brewing your adventure!
👣 Guaranteed Squatch Sightings! 🌲
Yes, you read that right! We're not saying this coffee contains magical properties, but we're also not not saying it. Drink it under the full moon, and who knows? You might just get a nod from Bigfoot himself. Plus, our beans are ethically sourced from the mystical lands of South and Central America—no small feet... er, feat! Drink responsibly: Side effects may include believing in more than just Bigfoot.
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