Blank Lined Journal - How To Fake Your Own Death - Funny Matte Hardcover Notebook
Blank Lined Journal - How To Fake Your Own Death - Funny Matte Hardcover Notebook
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📓 Plan Your Next Disappearance (Or Just Take Notes)
Unleash your inner escapist—or just your sense of humor—with the "How To Fake Your Own Death" blank lined journal. This quirky and hilarious hardcover notebook is perfect for daily journaling, list-making, or brainstorming ideas (hopefully less extreme than faking your own death).
🖊️ Key Features
- 150 Lined Pages: 75 sheets of high-quality paper for effortless writing.
- Matte Hardcover: Durable with a sleek matte finish that keeps your journal looking sharp.
- Casewrap Binding: Built to last, ensuring it holds up through all your "planning."
- Full Wraparound Print: The amusing cover design extends to the back for added flair.
📏 The Perfect Size
At 5.75"x8", it’s portable and practical, ideal for tucking into your bag or desk drawer.
🎁 A Gag Gift to Die For
Perfect for fans of dark humor, aspiring writers, or as a cheeky gift for that friend who always jokes about disappearing. Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
🔍 Important Note
A small production barcode (0.5"x0.5") is visible on the back cover.
SHIPPING:
DOMESTIC US - $4.99
AUSTRALIA - $12.99 (Delivered via Kangaroo. $3 extra covers Kangaroo upkeep)
REST OF THE WORLD - $9.99
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