Stay in Drugs T-Shirt | Unisex T-shirt | Funny, Dark Humor | Sarcastic

👕 A Lesson in Reverse Psychology

Make a bold (and hilarious) statement with our "Stay in Drugs, Eat Your School, Keep Off Vegetables" T-shirt. This unisex tee is perfect for fans of dark humor and absurdist comedy, featuring a tongue-in-cheek design guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs. Made with premium, soft fabric, it’s as comfortable as it is outrageous.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for the Sarcastic Soul

Got a friend who thrives on sarcasm and offbeat humor? This tee makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or any day you feel like sharing a laugh. A guaranteed conversation starter, it’s perfect for those who don’t take life too seriously.

SHIPPING:

🇺🇸 DOMESTIC US -FREE!!!

AUSTRALIA - $12.99 (Delivered via Kangaroo. $3 extra covers Kangaroo upkeep)

REST OF THE WORLD - $9.99