Three Sheets to the Wind Funny Sailing Shirt | Bella + Canvas Unisex T-shirt
Three Sheets to the Wind Funny Sailing Shirt | Bella + Canvas Unisex T-shirt
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Three Sheets to the Wind Funny Sailing Shirt | Bella + Canvas Unisex T-shirt
🍾 Pop the Bubbly and Hoist the Mainsail 🍾
Attention all salty seadogs, weekend warriors, and aspiring admirals! Our Three Sheets to the Wind Funny Sailing Shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you know how to navigate the fine line between nautical skill and nautical nonsense. Whether you're a master mariner or just a fan of clever wordplay, this cheeky design is sure to make you the toast of the marina, the envy of the regatta, and the life of the yacht party.
👕 Comfort as Smooth as a Well-Mixed Cocktail 🍸
Just like a perfectly balanced rum runner, our Bella + Canvas Unisex T-shirt is a masterful blend of style, comfort, and durability. The ultra-soft cotton feels as gentle on your skin as a tropical breeze, while the vibrant, long-lasting print ensures that your sailing humor will be the talk of the dock season after season. So go ahead, throw on this shirt, grab your favorite first mates, hop aboard, and let the wind (and the wisecracks) carry you away!
⚓ A Wearable Ode to Maritime Mischief ⛵
The Three Sheets to the Wind Funny Sailing Shirt isn't just a piece of clothing – it's an invitation to embrace the carefree spirit of life on the water (and the occasional overindulgence at the tiki bar). When you rock this top-shelf tee, you're not just making a fashion statement – you're joining an irreverent crew of sea-faring pranksters who refuse to take themselves (or their boating escapades) too seriously. So hoist the Jolly Roger, break out the good rum, and prepare to set sail. The horizon (and the happy hour) awaits!
SHIPPING:
- DOMESTIC US - $5
AUSTRALIA - $12 (Delivered via Kangaroo. $3 extra covers Kangaroo upkeep)
REST OF THE WORLD - $10
Tags:
Three Sheets to the Wind, Funny Sailing, Pop the Bubbly, Hoist the Mainsail, Toast of the Marina, Envy of the Regatta, Yacht Party, Well-Mixed Cocktail, Maritime Mischief, Carefree Spirit, Tiki Bar, Top-Shelf Tee, Irreverent Crew, Sea-Faring Pranksters, Jolly Roger, Happy Hour
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