• T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
  • T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
  • T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
  • T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
  • T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
  • T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
  • T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
  • T-Shirt - what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt from Crypto Zoo Tees
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what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt

what is the purpose of my lives Tee, Retro Graphic Shirt, Funny Quirky T-Shirt, Unique Unisex Apparel, Chicken Tee, Edgy Nostalgic Shirt

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🐔 Retro Vibes with a TwistChannel quirky nostalgia with our Vintage Smoking Kid with Chicken Tee. Featuring a playful yet edgy design of a kid smoking alongside a chicken, this shirt is a unique conversation starter. Perfect for fans of offbeat humor, retro aesthetics, and bold graphic tees.🎨 Bold and Nostalgic DesignThe vintage-inspired graphic brings together classic illustration styles and a touch of absurdity. Printed on high-quality fabric, the design stays vibrant and sharp, giving you a tee that’s as unique as it is durable.🎁 A Perfect Gift for the EccentricKnow someone with a love for quirky humor or retro vibes? This tee makes an unforgettable gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who embraces their offbeat style with confidence.🌟 Soft, Durable, and UnisexMade from premium cotton, this unisex shirt provides all-day comfort and a relaxed fit. It’s lightweight yet sturdy, making it perfect for casual wear or layering with your favorite jacket.👀 Unapologetically Unique StylePair it with distressed jeans, sneakers, or even a blazer for an eclectic, standout look. Whether you’re out with friends or making a statement at an event, this tee guarantees attention.SHIPPING:D🇺🇸 DOMESTIC US -FREE!!!USTRALIA - $12.99 (Delivered via Kangaroo. $3 extra covers Kangaroo upkeep)REST OF THE WORLD - $9.99GARMENT DESCRIPTIONS:If you don’t see one of these options available and would like it added, please send us a message!🚀 T-SHIRT (BELLA+CANVAS) 👽The Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee is a light fabric, retail-fit shirt (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²) made with 100% Airlume cotton (fiber content varies by color). It features a tear-away label and is eco-friendly with a no-sweatshop policy. True to size and perfect for everyday wear.SIZE CHARTS: https://cryptozootees.com/pages/size-charts-and-product-information🕷️ LADIES T-SHIRT 🕸️The Gildan 5000L Women's Tee is made from 100% cotton with a medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²). It has a semi-fitted style, cap sleeves, a tear-away label, and durable double-needle hems. Made with sustainably grown U.S. cotton.SIZE CHARTS: https://cryptozootees.com/pages/size-charts-and-product-information👕 ULTRA COTTON LONG SLEEVE TEE 🍂The Gildan 2400 Long Sleeve Tee is 100% cotton with a medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd² or 203 g/m²). It features a classic fit, sewn-in label, and timeless design. Runs smaller than usual; consider sizing up.SIZE CHARTS: https://cryptozootees.com/pages/size-charts-and-product-information👚 FLOWY RACERBACK TANK 🌸The Bella+Canvas 8800 Racerback Tank is made from 65% polyester and 35% viscose with an extra-light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² or 125 g/m²). It has a relaxed fit and sewn-in label. Runs smaller; sizing up is recommended.SIZE CHARTS: https://cryptozootees.com/pages/size-charts-and-product-information💀 HOODIE 🌫️This unisex hoodie features a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester with medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²). It has a classic fit, kangaroo pocket, and tear-away label for comfort. True to size.SIZE CHARTS: https://cryptozootees.com/pages/size-charts-and-product-information👕 COZY CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT 🌨️The Gildan 18000 Crewneck is a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²). It has a classic fit, tear-away label, and double-needle stitching for durability. Sustainably made with ethically grown U.S. cotton.SIZE CHARTS: https://cryptozootees.com/pages/size-charts-and-product-information**📦 SHIPPING**ETSY - Free Domestic Shipping on Orders over $35!👽 **SHOP CRYPTO ZOO** 🛸Our designs are inspired by classic horror movies, cryptid creatures like Bigfoot and Mothman, aliens and UFOs, and other paranormal phenomena. They're sure to make a statement and spark some conversation, whether you wear them out and about or give them as an otherworldly surprise to him or those who appreciate the charm of cryptozoology.At The Crypto Zoo, we use only the highest quality materials to ensure that each shirt and t-shirt is comfortable and long-lasting. We offer custom design options, so you can create a tee or shirt that's truly unique and personal, perfect as a personalized gift for him or her. And with our fast and affordable shipping and top-notch customer service, shopping for skills has never been easier.So, whether you're a horror fan looking for a shirt that screams "creep it real", a punk rocker in search of a shirt that shows your love for anarchy and rebellion, or a believer in the paranormal seeking a tee that's out of this world, The Crypto Zoo has got you covered. Shop with us today and find the perfect gift for your loved ones (or yourself!) that showcases your love for all things weird and wonderful.Please visit our store and find many more designs you will love.Questions? Let me know! 🖤———————————Policies 📜The Real Talk Behind Our Paranormal Products:We might sell anarchy shirts at The Crypto Zoo, but we're serious about our shop's backbone – the policies. Now, we’re not trying to parent your rebellious spirit, but believe it or not, selling those Marx and Engels shirts puts ramen on our table. We embrace the paradox: like protesting big corporations on an iPhone.Shirts May Come In Sepeartely 📦Please note that shirts may be shipped separately to ensure faster delivery. Sometimes, one warehouse may have a shirt that another one doesn't. In such cases, they may come in separate packages. Unfortunately, Etsy only allows one tracking number per order. If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to reach out to us.Returns & Exchanges 🔄Unfortunately, we currently don't accept returns or exchanges.Why? Amazon and Walmart do! Um... we are a family-owned operation with no relation to Jeff Bezos. Each product is crafted custom for you. Remember, ordering the correct size is crucial – it’s a garment, not a shape-shifting potion. Every sale drapes you in unique attire and fuels our Cryptid Employment Program, giving jobs to cryptids that often get left in the shadows. This is especially true in boots. Some say they lean towards the narrow side. But as any Bigfoot hunter will tell you, bigger footprints make for better tales. At your careful discretion, opt for the larger size if you're between sizes.Errors or Damages 🚫The Exception to Our Return Policy:We may offer a refund if your order showcases more horror than intended – like damages, misprints, or the wrong size. Just shoot us a photo of the anomaly. And if there's an issue we haven't foreseen? Reach out. Your support fortifies our mission and the cryptid community.Cryptid Employment Program 👾More Than Just Tall Tales:Though wrapped in whimsy, our commitment is steadfast. Our team, a blend of humans and cryptids, is devoted to serving you. Issues or inquiries? Mothman might be the one to help!Feedback ⭐Your Voice Shapes Our World:Consider your feedback our compass, guiding our ship through the paranormal seas. Delighted with us? Let the world know. Found a wrinkle in our service? Illuminate us with a message - we can't help you if we are in the dark.Privacy 🔒Your Secrets Are Safe With Us:Your data is more sacred to us than a hidden treasure. We harness it solely for shipping and reaching out, ensuring no third party gets a glimpse.Contact 📬Always Here, Ears Perked:Queries, worries, or got a cryptid tale to spin? Our dedicated crew is all ears, geared to assist in every spectral step.Side Note:Our policies might undergo updates if science ever confirms our cryptid colleagues' existence. But until then, let’s share a chuckle and enjoy the lore.Please follow us:🌐 Website - [http://www.cryptozootees.com](http://www.cryptozootees.com/)👍 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/cryptozooclothing/📸 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/cryptozooshirts/
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